Juan Direction Ballot Proposition

By: Kathryn Donnelly

 



So, like, for their proposition, Prop Uno, Juan Direction wants to put in requirements and quotas and stuff. They're gonna base their quotas on how much money people have, so that, like, poor people can go to school and stuff. They want people who don't have any money to get as much education as we get.

We think this a good idea, because, like, if people can't afford to go to school, then they'd end up really stupid. If everyone was stupid, then how would we get more smart people to be in charge of the country? Sheesh.

If their proposition passes, then people can use their money for things they really want, like shoes. Also, if their proposition passes, then smart people who don't have money can learn how to make money, and then they can buy shoes.

Shoes.